The Joyce Show

(as you hear Isn't she lovely? Isn't she wonderful playing in the background)

Scent oops Scene 1 apartment #150 door opens waft of rotten milk and 17 diapers on the what you can see of the floor woman on couch with arms bent in ackward positions snoring while your son (err being you bred but now appears to have none of the characteristics of yourself any longer including the fact that he has truly lost his mind from woman sleeping on the couch) babies crying kids screaming (WARNING THIS IS NOT A COUNTRY SONG AND NO TRAINS WERE HURT DURING THE MAKING OF THIS SHOW...SO FAR ONLY CHILDREN AND GRANDPARENTS NOW BACK TO THE SHOW....BEEEPPPPPP) sleeping and snoring. Kids in overfull diapers now stained yellow from well you know what from one kid naked other than dirty diaper other child (would a jumprope be considered clothing?? who knows what world you live in even the voices inside my head couln't agree on this one.. )also naked except diaper. you ask "Where's kid 3? upstairs in room. You run up to room nope there is no kid #3 in room. Kid 3 is under a blanket next too dumbass 1 and dumbass 2. You tell them if you don't clean you'll be evicted...mother like being wakes up to say "there's nothing wrong with how we live our lives... then leans up to text on her new cell phone....You can't help but tell her "Hey enjoy it in 30 days it will be shut off like everything else including your electric... Mrs. Wondeful...oh I forgot that's my theme song not me well actually it is me but whatever...then cleans the kitchen for next 5 hours....16 wads of gum and countess other virus that you mighta needed a shot for next flu season had I not killed it with my pure brute strength and the bottle of bleach spray I found under sink.....Dumbass 2 wants to know where cleaning supplies came from you remind the mother like being you bought them 2 months ago ...to bad she can't do anything but puton makeup and take sexy beooootcchh pictures of herself all night. Unbeknowest to her you can actually clean with brushes just like the ones she puts her Star Trek whore makeup on with....scene clothes...wait admit it Mrs. Wonderful even you didn't dare the basement I was sure the 107 lb mound of clothes in the basement might of taken me out .... hold on this is more like the 3006 episode...tune in same bat time same bat channel....wait the bats are floating in mother like beings head as nothing else resides there.... Peace out for now...